Greg Perry - Variety Is The Spice Of Life

Rare Groove Blast from the past:

Greg Perry - Variety Is The Spice Of Life (Classic 2 Step Rare Groove)

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- Variety Is The Spice Of Life

Husband vs Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice".